Poor Ken.

The Great and Mighty Presto is strong in his belief that there are worse things than death, the Ken doll knows this all too well.

Why Ken's creators decided to forsake him-as well as the viability of his species-from birth, The Great and Mighty Presto can only surmise to be a mix of cruelty and curiosity. Would they want to inherit the same sense of ineptitude they have forced upon Ken? Surely the cost of adding what is a males most treasured feature would not have been such an expense, though Matel-the scoundrels, decides that they could not spare any of their pretty little pennies to spare Ken's pride. Then go look at what they've given his "girlfriend" over there, breasts that are comically unproportioned just to accentuate the complete and utter lack of attention given to Ken's non-existent genitalia. There is no hope for Ken, he likely has his own desires, though due to the dastardly acts of his creators, those will surely turn to only spite and self-pity, Ken boasting only the features Matel thought he should have, and not the one that could at least give him some illusion of validity in his manhood, something to make him more than a vaguely male-shaped accessory to Mattel's precious Barbie, leaving his mind intact, and his body deformed in what can only be described as the worst state a mortal man could ever hope to achieve, losing the one thing all he should(extremely validly and not over sentimentally) value over all else. The Great and Mighty Presto feels this matter is one that may not be left unattended to, Ken must not be left in his forced state of androgynism, we must save him.

N is for no survivooooooors...

The Great and mighty Presto is often baffled at the duality that lies within mortal nature, often that which is rather hypocritical, perhaps this is why mortals have taken such a liking to radioactive substances. At first, the craze surrounding these compounds isn't quite so sinister, while you would hope that mortals wouldn't go around finding substances with an eerie glow to rub themselves down with, they also did not share the knowledge we have now on the effects of such substances. Though, even now in the modern day, after we have seen the effects of these substances firsthand, we still make use of them, and to be fair in some cases for good reason. Nucleur power actually is rather useful, it does not produce emissions, is relatively inexpensive, and it can be made in quite practical quantities. Though it still has its faults, look no further than Japan's incident not that long ago in which one of their reactors went the way of chernobyl to see the effects that this form of energy can have, regardless of whether or not the positives out way the detriments. To be fair, that isn't the only reason that Japan is a good example of the negative effects of radiation... The Great and Mighty Presto's guilt trip time is nigh, and this time his target is mortal kind's obsessive stocking of nucleur weaponry in the last century. Unlike nucleur power, the entire purpose of these weapons is not to help mortals, but to grant power to mortal governments and to kill other mortals, the duality still exists, but in this case both sides are equally sickening. Though, don't look to the cold war when we there was enough nucleur weapons in the U.S. alone to cover the globe multiple times over, and don't look to common sense to dictate that having these weapons around in such vast quantities can only lead to mortal kind's self assured destruction, just keep on building more good ol' weapons of mass destruction. In fact why don't you go try out biological warfare next? Supposedly it's the new hot craze.

Seriously though, he wasn't joking, the guy really did have a point!

Well, seeing as how redundancy seems to be the fortee of the mortal giving The Great and Presto his topics of discussion, The Great and Mighty Presto shall add his most glorious words to this debate. "The Fearless Girl" is truly a rather perplexing dilemma, The Great and Mighty Presto has previously stated his support for mortals treating one another with equal respect, and so The Great and Mighty Presto very much appreciated what the statue represents. Though another issue is just how adversely impacted the statue it works off of, Charging Bull, it takes what is supposed to be representative of the strength of the American People, and turns it into a symbol of sexism and chauvinistic oppression. For that reason, the mortal who created the Charging Bull is understandably perterved, and his desire for the statue to be removed, really is understandable when a moment is taken to evaluate the proposal, especially when taken into consideration that his bull was made and funded by him alone, while the Fearless Girl was commissioned by a company with plenty of capital to spare on the expense, he put far more of his own assets into his work than they had to, and so his outrage at its defacement is relatively understandable. When it comes to what should actually be done though, if anything, The Great and Mighty Presto is going to cop ou- sympathetically reject giving a statement on this matter, simply put, both sides of this argument are strongly backed, and judging by the fact that both statues still remain, regardless of The Great and Mighty Presto's statement, there will likely not be anything done to The Fearless Girl, regardless of whether or not something ought to be.