Well, at the very least you mortals HAVE impressed The Great and Mighty Presto, but not in the good way. You people are really horrible to each other aren’t you? If you would all just become a subservient species to The Great and Mighty Presto as you should be then things would be so much simpler… At the very least if not for you for me! You would think that you all would have learned to accept each other by now if you insist upon being individuals instead of The Great and Mighty Presto’s eternal servants, but no. The Great and Might Presto simply does not understand you all, at the very least it would be expected that those of you who have been inside as great of tragedies such as the holocaust would have learned that discriminating amongst each other for things such as race is a pointless and cruel endeavor. Just look upon The Great and Mighty Presto, who looks upon you all as inferiors equally, is that so hard to understand? Look even at how this mortal writer portrays how this african American Mortal speaks, in a very stereotypical way, that which probably any racist would imagine him to just to make his point of his father's racism more exaggerated, even when his son’s wife points out his hypocrisy, he says that African American Mortals can’t even be compared to Jewish Mortals! My, my, you mortals need to straighten your logic out, he sounds just like how the Nazis thought when they attempted to exterminate the Jewish mortals. They thought that the “Noble Aryan race” couldn’t even be compared to the Jews, Hitler himself even saying that the jews were a race, but not humans. How can this mortal not see the blatant hypocrisy he is exhibiting? You Mortals truly astound The Great and Mighty Presto sometimes.

I really liked how you used the third person point of view. Also, this post is actually really funny. Your tone and diction really enhance the overall message and humor of the post. I am looking forward to your future posts!
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