Onions, vile things

The Great and Mighty Presto is in search of the current goings-on of mortal society, and as such he was required to quest for a reputable source of news, after all this time is rife with "fake news" as The Great and Mighty Presto has been told. This search has been a difficult one, as evidently all sources of news seem to have been deemed fake. From those I have seen declared fake, I have ascertained that having any sort of coverage on events that would paint the current fuhrer in a negative light are fake. As such the quest for truthful information has been nigh-impossible, as filthy opinion-havers have seemingly taken over media. The Great and Mighty Presto has though heard of a new source that could prove promising, that being a website known as "The Onion", which by the title I was initially cautious, but the link also has told The Great and Mighty Presto that it is "America's finest news source", so it should prove promising. The Great and Mighty will now click on a random link on this site to test its legitimacy...

https://politics.theonion.com/new-gop-tax-plan-requires-welfare-recipients-to-apply-f-1821130408

There we go. Now, from the looks of this it seeme so involve the latest fuhrer's administration, a perfect testing ground. So, it seems the GOP will institute a plan that will cut down on the waste of the poor's usage of food stamps? PERFECTION! The Great and Mighty Presto has for longer than any mortal could understand, longed for the poor to be eradi-regulated. It seems that this current administration understands the sentiment behind it though! This site surely must then be legitimate, look how gracefully it paints the current administration, not nearly as glorious as I, but still a fair bit. Also excitingly enough, no other source seems to share this information, which obviously means this site must just be that ahead of all others! The Great and Mighty Presto has finally found what he has been seeking for an entire twenty minutes! Oh what a glorious day!