To answer any questions you mortals may have

I! The great and mighty Presto, am a powerful sorcerer from a time long ago. Give any mind to the naysayers that claim one such as I is but a simple parlor trickster, for I am a noble and true sorcerer. Why should you believe me you say? Well that's simple! Because I said so! Ooh I am oh so humble as well! What did you mortals do to deserve me?So that your puny mortal minds can be at peace, if you need to have something to create an image of my beautiful body in your mind, simply imagine a much more handsome version of the image below.